🦕Loch Ness Adventures🦕
Came for the views, stayed for the monster hunt. 👀
We searched high and low, scanned the water, bribed Nessie with snacks (she prefers shortbread FYI), and still no sign of her. Beginning to suspect she’s just really good at hide-and-seek… or maybe she's on vacation. 🏝️
But hey, if I were a centuries-old sea creature, I’d ghost tourists too.
Loch Ness: 10/10 for mystery, 0/10 for monster selfies.
Their bangs are better than yours.
Their long fringe (called a “dossan”) looks like they just walked out of a rock concert. Somewhere between a Viking and a 90s grunge band.
Built-in umbrella.
That shaggy coat? It’s waterproof. Rain just slides right off. Meanwhile, you're in your raincoat, soaked and questioning your life choices.
Chillest cows on Earth.
They look like they’ve been meditating in the Highlands for centuries. Nothing rattles them. Sheep traffic jam? Fine. Tourist selfies? Cool. Bagpipes? Bring it.
Their horns say “don’t mess,” their eyes say “hug me.”
Intimidating from a distance, but up close they look like they'd offer solid life advice and a warm cuddle.
They photobomb everything.
You’ll line up a perfect shot of the Highlands, and suddenly — BAM! — ginger cow nose in the lens.
They moo in Highland accent.
Okay, maybe not exactly, but we like to imagine they say "moooo-n ye" instead of just "moo."
They know they’re cute.
Ever seen a Highland cow slowly blink at you like a wise old wizard with perfect hair? They know you’re taking a picture.
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